Friday, March 14, 2008



The charming and adorable Cathie on her 35th birthday. What can we get for her on Ebay? If Scarlett Johansen can auction off her precious time for charity (let's assume it's charity, since she seems to be employable as an actress) and make a tidy sum, I say let's auction Cathie off to the highest bidder and fly to Iceland on the proceeds. Cathie, how does that sound to you? We'll let Al parlay his frequent flyer miles for us, and spend the money on vodka while sunbathing in temperate thermal pools. We'll worry about your "date" after we come home. If we come home.

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