Hey, I have an idea.
Let's just assume that everything you read here is possibly true, possibly confessional, but probably obfuscatory in some way. I mean, let's face it -- sooner or later, every blog I've ever written has been tanked because someone I know has read it and gotten royally pissed off. This one has gone on quite a while, compared to the others. But nothing I write here will be completely frank, because y'all just do not know what to do with the information. That said, I love you.