Fashion

Beyonce is wearing a horrible silver and blue dress that makes her look like a figure skater. With tragically lopsided boobs. It's an 80s prom dress, and I think Beyonce must have been like 5 years old in the 80s, if that. AND her hair looks wretched. It looks like MY hair, in need of a hairbrush. I'm so disappointed. Hardly anyone looks as hot as Beyonce, ordinarily.